Posts Tagged ‘Kyle Petty’


NASCAR Link Roundup for June 9, 2009

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Hewn from the finest ones and zeroes on the market today:

2009 Autism Speaks 400 Preview (Dover International Speedway)

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
All sorts of ways to spin this metaphor: Richard Petty Motorsports' engine power, Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s season, where 80% of NASCAR fans want Kyle Busch to jump off of...

All sorts of ways to spin this metaphor: Richard Petty Motorsports' engine power, Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s season, where 80% of NASCAR fans want Kyle Busch to jump off of...

Ah, God! One sniff of NASCAR –
To greet our flesh and blood –
To hear the engines revving
Once more through Charlotte’s mud!
Our towns of wasted honour –
Our streets of lost delight!
How stands the old Ford Fusion?
Are Dover’s walls still white?

(With EXTREME apologies to the estate of Rudyard Kipling, who would probably be spinning in his grave if he knew that 100 years after writing a touching poem about faraway soldiers’ longing for home, it would be adapted by a colonial to extol the love of auto racing.)

(Well, assuming he’s not already spinning in his grave because India is no longer “White Man’s Burden” or that Indian Tata owns British Jaguar and Land Rover now, or…you know…Ken Livingstone, Bernie Ecclestone, Gordon Brown, Victoria Beckham, Amy Winehouse, etc., etc., etc.)
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Detangling Charlotte’s Web: Your Guide to the Sprint Cup All-Star Race

Monday, May 11th, 2009

NASCAR 2009 All-Star Race Logo

This has been a rough few weeks for the NASCAR family: first we lost David Poole, then we lost Kevin Grubb and then Jeremy Mayfield was suspended for violating the substance abuse policy. So, it’s nice to come off of that and have a week that is strictly all about fun. It’s a home exhibition game for the NASCAR family: All-Star Weekend at Lowe’s Motor Speedway.

However, NASCAR’s definition of fun entails all sorts of rules and regulations, pursuant to NASCAR Rulebook Section 13-7-J, “Regulation of Mirth and Merriment,” which requires that fun be “distilled” down to a format that only an mid-level IRS bureaucrat could love. But we fight the power and explain everything to you so you’re prepared for this weekend’s festivities.
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2009 Samsung 500 Preview (Texas Motor Speedway)

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Let’s go ahead and get all the Texas clichés out on the table so we don’t have to use them anymore. YEEEEEEHAW, Y’ALL! Grab yer Texas-sized ten-gallon hat and yer Texas-sized six-shooters because we’re headed to Texas-sized Texas! Everything’s bigger in the Lone Star State, including “Big D,” where the race is being held. But actually it’s in “Cowtown,” which is Fort Worth, and, uh…*mutter, mutter* cowboys, everything’s bigger here, Tom Landry, grassy knoll…okay, I think that’s everything.

Got it out of your system? Good. Now, anyone else who uses any of these clichés after this point is being a dope. I’m looking right at you, Chris Myers.
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I’m a NASCAR Fan and I’m New to Twitter

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

NASCAR Twitter

NASCAR fans have been embracing Twitter very rapidly. NASCAR has always been a fan-friendly sport and Twitter is helping fans online connect to not just other fans, but also tracks, sponsors, teams and even some drivers.

But for someone unfamiliar with what Twitter has to offer, it can be very overwhelming. So, I present to you a primer to Twitter, specifically geared towards NASCAR fans.
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